Fan1: Salman bhai is in jail. Bhai ko jail ho gayi
Fan2: Kya? Salman Khan ko jail?
Fan 1: From Bar to Bars. Did you see what I did there?
Fan 2: Joke mat maar bey, serious baat hai. Chutiye ko footpath pe sona kyu tha
Fan 1: Why man!
Fan 2: Life is fucking unfair
Fan 1: Puru is still roaming free
Fan 2: And Siddhu is still cracking jokes. On Laughter Challenge
Fan 1: Is it still called Laughter Challenge?
Fan 2: Google karte hai, chal bey
Fan 1: Kare koi aur bhare koi
Fan 2: Bhai has been doing such good work
Fan 1: Kal hi toh khareeda tha
Fan 2: Being Human ka tee shirt
Fan 1: The prices have been hiked, na?
Fan 2: Abey chutiye, charity hai ye
Fan 1: We must buy more T-shirts
Fan 2: And protest for Bhai
Fan 1: Saali koi humanity bachhi hi nahi hai. This world isn a place worth living
Fan 2: You pay the price of celebrityhood
Fan 1: Rani Mukherjee kya roi thi bey
Fan 2: Narendra Modi bhi, they are friends now. TIME ke interview mein roya woh toh
Fan 1: Kuch bhi bolega saale tu? Woh koi bhai ka dost nahi hai. He is no friend of bhai. He was crying for some farmer.
Fan 2: Nobody cares for celebrities in this country. Sahi mein. Kisaan ke liye ro raha tha woh?
Fan 1: Election mein kon aaya tha help karne ko. Kisaan ya bhai?
Fan 2: I know, right!
Fan 1: Shahrukh had also gone to meet bhai, na?
Fan 2: Apane Karan Arjun ki dosti ho gayi bey
Fan 1: Arpita ki shadi, did he not attend that?
Fan 2: He did, he did.
Fan 1: Bhai kitna jail jaenge bey.
Fan 2: Chal Being Human ka tshirt order kar.
Fan 1: Waise ye Being Human karta kya hai?
Fan 2: Tshirt bechta hai chutiye. Aur kya karta hai?
Fan 1: Achha toh ye Tantra type hai